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ghoang commented at 2011-06-18 00:09:02 » #776860
Umm... wow, a full-on aggressive rapist. (eek!)
I guess my suspicion's now confirmed about her looks/demeanor.
Scenario: You're minding your own business tending to mundane village work in Zipangu. Suddenly, something lassos your leg and drags you away out of settlement and into a cave until the rope meets its source: A horny-as-fuck Ushi-oni, licking her lips in satisfaction at catching you. The Ushi-oni gets to work immediately by ripping your pants off and mounting you day and night without showing any signs of rest.
No matter how many times she made you cum, she's thrusting/milking you like a freight-train in full force.
The next time you're discovered by wanderers, your skeleton and torn clothes are what remains with a shattered pelvis bone.
Post-mortem: Death by snu snu. XC
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Umm... wow, a full-on aggressive rapist. (eek!)
I guess my suspicion's now confirmed about her looks/demeanor.
Scenario: You're minding your own business tending to mundane village work in Zipangu. Suddenly, something lassos your leg and drags you away out of settlement and into a cave until the rope meets its source: A horny-as-fuck Ushi-oni, licking her lips in satisfaction at catching you. The Ushi-oni gets to work immediately by ripping your pants off and mounting you day and night without showing any signs of rest.
No matter how many times she made you cum, she's thrusting/milking you like a freight-train in full force.
The next time you're discovered by wanderers, your skeleton and torn clothes are what remains with a shattered pelvis bone.
Post-mortem: Death by snu snu. XC
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ghoang commented at 2011-06-18 08:27:55 » #777120
Bad choice Eric, here's why:
-Like Elmo, she'll tell you it "tickled" as the wound heals up.
-Any physical contact with her blood automatically turns you into a incubus. (She's like a freakin' xenomorph with "horny blood" instead.)
Keep your distance and grab a Barrett .50 instead.
(Hears the Juggernaut sound from MW2 at her approach) (0.0)
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Bad choice Eric, here's why:
-Like Elmo, she'll tell you it "tickled" as the wound heals up.
-Any physical contact with her blood automatically turns you into a incubus. (She's like a freakin' xenomorph with "horny blood" instead.)
Keep your distance and grab a Barrett .50 instead.
(Hears the Juggernaut sound from MW2 at her approach) (0.0)
35 Points Flag
Anonymous commented at 2011-06-19 21:20:07 » #778720
-Like Elmo, she'll tell you it "tickled" as the wound heals up.
jesuschristhowhorrifying.jpg I literally imagined that and now I just hate that I have an imagination all together.
Also, blunt weaponry friends, it's the only way. The delicious irony is that you usually kill spiders with blunt objects as well.....
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-Like Elmo, she'll tell you it "tickled" as the wound heals up.
jesuschristhowhorrifying.jpg I literally imagined that and now I just hate that I have an imagination all together.
Also, blunt weaponry friends, it's the only way. The delicious irony is that you usually kill spiders with blunt objects as well.....
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