Anonymous commented at 2011-10-05 18:35:47 » #894700

Well I was drinking one night, and I got so smashed I could barely remember how I had ended up in such a state. Regardless, I kept pouring more into my glass. After countless refills, everything turned white. I dropped into a trance, and the very universe seemed to flash before my eyes. I witnessed trillions of lives begin and end. Heroes rose, and oppressors fell. Continents shifted. Planets died. Stars lived and died in what appeared to be a momentary flash. I remained in this state for what seemed like the tiniest portion of a second, and at the same time an eternity. And when I had experienced everything all of existence had to offer, my vision faded to black.

And then I was soup.

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