Anonymous commented at 2011-10-02 19:08:35 » #892077

"ERROR! ERROR!"


"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!" *cry* "I want a refund on my gym membership! This equipment is always fucking broken!"

"Hold it down over there, I'm trying to cum!"

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Anonymous commented at 2011-10-03 13:04:11 » #892804

I think we need a replacement...
FOR SCIENCE!

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Anonymous commented at 2011-12-17 18:52:12 » #953777

You'd think 5 functioning machines out of 6 is good enough for science. Not APERTURE SCIENCE!

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quelthias commented at 2011-12-31 18:18:16 » #964925

Error Subject 127 A experienced an Orgasm
Readjusting to prevent any further orgasms...

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1127V commented at 2013-07-19 23:38:28 » #1363463

"Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson LEMONS!"

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Anonymous commented at 2014-01-08 18:03:03 » #1467670

The REAL error is that all of their tits are almost EXACTLY THE SAME SIZE!

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