TwistedMind commented at 2011-12-25 02:51:26 » #959672

HO HO HO!

{The joke never gets old at this time of year. Oh Santa, you naughty, naughty bearded old man. Employing a force of young elves that never age to build "toys" for you. Making lists of children's names. Categorizing them as "naughty" and "nice". Having parents line their children in front of you in order to give them "a turn in your lap". Whispering in their ear and asking them what they want. Knowing when they are sleeping. Crawling down chimneys in the middle of the night to deliver your "presents" to them every year. Eating their "cookies" and drinking their milk. Yeah, you're my kind of hero. Don't even get me started on "the red nose" bit.}

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