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Anonymous commented at 2012-01-23 20:55:34 » #984794

"counting the stains on the ceiling" is that a euphemism? cause that sounds like a euphemism.

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Anonymous commented at 2012-02-04 09:59:57 » #994433

I don't really see the problem, lol

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Anonymous commented at 2012-07-22 06:28:24 » #1121787

Anon2, the only problem I can think of is she's making him wear a jimmy.

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Anonymous commented at 2012-08-13 11:16:50 » #1138179

>hot woman who doesn't have malicious intentions wants your cock
>you're complaining
this guy needs this more than he realizes. <.<;

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Anonymous commented at 2013-01-30 03:38:39 » #1255892

Hey, she could come over here anytime... I'll pretend like I'm being raped. Promise.

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Anonymous commented at 2014-11-25 21:49:50 » #1641735

"Counting the stains on the ceiling" is comes from the idea that that during sex would just look at random things in the room in an attempt to avoid thinking about what is happening (instead of looking at the person you are having sex with).

Typically, this is associated with women in the missionary position (obviously the joke is that this is reverse rape). While it is associated with rape in this instance, it could also be associated with any sex that the girl is not into (peer pressure based on 'becoming an adult', prostitution, etc.)

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