Anonymous commented at 2013-03-24 00:41:58 » #1288785

"Whoa, Arcee! W-w-what happened to you?"

"Er... well, Jack... I read somewhere that more people die from motorcycle accidents than car accidents, so I... I was thinking about making the ride safer for you... and... installed some airbags."

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Anonymous commented at 2013-06-07 17:52:46 » #1335965

Oh god, that gives me the mental image, they're out there in the field, the Vehicons are chasing them, Arcee hits a pot-hole and the 'air-bags' pop out and smack Jack in the face.

The Vehicons are too busy screaming 'WHAT THE FU-" to stop as they slam into the nearby rocks/trees/buildings, there's Starscream walking off the Decepticon Bridge going "I'm OUT!" and Megatron standing there, thinking to himself "Must ... not ... fap ..."

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