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AlexanderAkai commented at 2012-09-17 01:11:27 » #1162824
Looks like Alan Smithee's work to me.
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Looks like Alan Smithee's work to me.
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Anonymous commented at 2012-11-22 14:16:49 » #1208984
@Anon2: Definitely. Between that and people either not considering that fucking a zombie might be as bad as a bite, it'd be 24/7 zombie fuck-fest in some places.
And if you've been bit... well, might as well go out doing something fun.
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@Anon2: Definitely. Between that and people either not considering that fucking a zombie might be as bad as a bite, it'd be 24/7 zombie fuck-fest in some places.
And if you've been bit... well, might as well go out doing something fun.
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Anonymous commented at 2013-02-26 02:10:29 » #1272590
Anon4. No, I doubt that it'd be a 'fuckfest' in many places at all.
This drawing does not accurately represent what happens to a human corpse after death. You think a real zombie is gonna just turn blue and still have a hot body? How about no.
The body will bloat, blood will pool at certain locations, everything will become loose and misshapen, organs will liquify and start running out of orifices. And the smell. Have you ever seen or smelled the absolute foulness of a real dead body? I'm guessing not.
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Anon4. No, I doubt that it'd be a 'fuckfest' in many places at all.
This drawing does not accurately represent what happens to a human corpse after death. You think a real zombie is gonna just turn blue and still have a hot body? How about no.
The body will bloat, blood will pool at certain locations, everything will become loose and misshapen, organs will liquify and start running out of orifices. And the smell. Have you ever seen or smelled the absolute foulness of a real dead body? I'm guessing not.
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Lurkily commented at 2013-04-17 21:05:54 » #1304513
Bodies also do not come back to (un)life after death. Who's to say what the side effects of something that causes you to rise from the dead might be?
For god's sake, one impossible thing is already happening in this picture - you HAVE to nitpick that "No, in fact, this picture is inaccurate because the living dead is not decomposing properly!"? Seriously?
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Bodies also do not come back to (un)life after death. Who's to say what the side effects of something that causes you to rise from the dead might be?
For god's sake, one impossible thing is already happening in this picture - you HAVE to nitpick that "No, in fact, this picture is inaccurate because the living dead is not decomposing properly!"? Seriously?
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Anonymous commented at 2013-08-26 05:54:47 » #1387045
Well rather then look into fictional accounts we can look at the closest thing to a real zombie, rabies, mental degradation, instinct to bite people, should rabies somehow advance enough it may make the body ignore pain. They will either turn pale from slowly starving to death or shades of green, blue, or orange from a mixed diet of raw meat. Along with that pain tells us when we are hurt, and what to avoid, so most victims would be covered in wounds and possibly suffer from broken limbs. So assuming someone took care of someone infected by throwing them raw meat, or making them down silver (one side effect is blue skin) you could make plenty of zombie like girls who look exactly like they did before their brain was fried, but in any color you want. Of course they would still want to eat you, and would try to break their own limbs to get to you.
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Well rather then look into fictional accounts we can look at the closest thing to a real zombie, rabies, mental degradation, instinct to bite people, should rabies somehow advance enough it may make the body ignore pain. They will either turn pale from slowly starving to death or shades of green, blue, or orange from a mixed diet of raw meat. Along with that pain tells us when we are hurt, and what to avoid, so most victims would be covered in wounds and possibly suffer from broken limbs. So assuming someone took care of someone infected by throwing them raw meat, or making them down silver (one side effect is blue skin) you could make plenty of zombie like girls who look exactly like they did before their brain was fried, but in any color you want. Of course they would still want to eat you, and would try to break their own limbs to get to you.
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Anonymous commented at 2015-08-02 19:35:24 » #1787992
The other closest thing to a real zombie is the practice Haiti Voodoo priests have reportedly done.
They make a mixture of things that include puffer fish poison to put you in a state that appears to be 'death'. Then they put 'paste' made from Datura into you to bring you into a state where you're alive and able to move around but have no control over yourself or any recollection of what you do when in this state. Essentially you are living but at the same time not. This was supposedly often done to make you work on a plantation as a slave. Continued usage of this will eventually kill you for real.
Science has yet to recreate this phenomenon, but people continue to report that it is true.
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The other closest thing to a real zombie is the practice Haiti Voodoo priests have reportedly done.
They make a mixture of things that include puffer fish poison to put you in a state that appears to be 'death'. Then they put 'paste' made from Datura into you to bring you into a state where you're alive and able to move around but have no control over yourself or any recollection of what you do when in this state. Essentially you are living but at the same time not. This was supposedly often done to make you work on a plantation as a slave. Continued usage of this will eventually kill you for real.
Science has yet to recreate this phenomenon, but people continue to report that it is true.
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