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Anonymous commented at 2013-06-21 19:34:36 » #1345708

Cute, but uh...I'll pass on the praying mantis girls.
In no small part because I don't have a second brain to keep fucking after she eats my head.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-07-25 00:23:23 » #1366456

Word on that Anon, word on that.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-08-25 03:48:07 » #1386312

Technically, the human heart has about 20000 brain cells. While you'd most likely stop moving, feeling anything, or even care after your head has been eaten (because of the whole lack of headbrain thing), your heart will continue to pump blood for a bit longer for her to possibly finish you off. It all depends on how well she can time things.

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Anonymous commented at 2014-01-24 21:17:03 » #1476324

Actually that's a (partial) myth. The mantis eats its mate if it's hungry, otherwise the bastard can get out, the males have the possibility of mating more than once.

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PainKing commented at 2014-05-30 19:08:34 » #1543393

Also, she no longer has that, relatively, giant mantis mouth to eat you with. If she tried to eat your head she would probably just hurt her teeth and then give up. But I guess it wouldn't hurt to have a snack on hand to give her :)

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Anonymous commented at 2014-07-27 15:31:41 » #1575992

Technically if she's fed ALOT she wont want to eat you...but dont forget mantis ....eat ALOT...and I mean ALOT more times there body weight....prepare a buffet.....u gonna need it.

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