Anonymous commented at 2010-07-24 15:36:56 » #376962

Guy: omg wat the hell is that?!
Girl: i just want u inside of me
Guy: im trying to drink my tea!!
Girl: i dont care, if u dont go in ill force u
Guy: wat u gotta be kid-- oh thank god the army is here can u get rid of her plz
Army Guy: nah, were just here for the veiw

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Anonymous commented at 2010-12-01 23:47:29 » #528260

Ladidaa dum do de da .....la.....dum...Doooo.... (sniffs). What the fuck is that....smell..... oh.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-01-27 02:10:37 » #597335

"I hate mondays"

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Anonymous commented at 2011-05-18 22:34:16 » #739297

I wood run I'm not getting stuck in that shit

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Anonymous commented at 2012-01-22 20:10:31 » #983886

???: *Grabs a weird-lookin' grappling hook and blasts off*

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carlmos commented at 2015-07-21 00:44:00 » #1780399

Maybe he just needs his glass filled.

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