Masturbation is Evil!!
God will punish your sins!!
*sfx: Erection stretching overly tight denim short-shorts*
Oh shit, what am I gonna do with this sudden boner?
Am I going to have to fap AGAIN?
Excuse me miss, but you're condemning your own soul to the pits of hell!
Masturbation is the Devil's work!
Am I gonna go blind too...?
Every time you think impure thoughts and pleasure yourself Satan claims another foothold in your soul
Just think about how much the baby jesus would cry if he found out. Do you want the baby Jesus to cry?
I never really thought about it that way. Maybe I'll quit masturbating forever!
What nonsense are you telling this poor girl?
Inconceivable!
How could a conveniently busty pleasure scientist find me here!
Don't worry, kids! Masturbation is a healthy habit when done in moderation. Unless you're spanking it to dickgirls, in which case you'll probably never find love! You're not spanking it to that stuff though... Right?
Magical Girl Semen Manager
Ribbon Homu !!
You mustn't cum too much !!
Hmmmm, my dick itches... Maybe I should cum...
Wait, Sakura-san !
I, Magical Girl Semen Manager Akemi Homura, advice you not to cum !
You already did it 3 times today !
Huh ? You were watching ?
If you refrain from cumming one time, you can kill one extra wraith. It may increase your stamina as well.
Above all, you can save hundreds of millions of sperm cells, you know ?
Yeah... I think what you say is very true. I'll stop cumming !
Huuuh ? Is stop cumming really a good thing ?
Who's there !?
You're Tomoe Mami from the Ejaculation Promotional Comittee !
What if Sakura-san is in the middle of a battle, her naughty child* is swelling, rubbing her skirt, and end up cumming, and because of that she's caught by a wraith... Will you take responsability, Akemi-san ?
* pun on "利かん坊" (naughty child) and 棒 (stick, rod)
continuation of the comic : #2101241
User Comments:
Anonymous commented at 2013-12-24 07:28:22 » #1458714
..i...am not convinced this translation isn't complet bullshit. why would homaru be a bible thumper?
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Anonymous commented at 2013-12-25 05:47:06 » #1459232
Wow, what tipped you off there Sherlock? Regardless of any BS translation, I laughed my ass off at the "Gag dubbing".
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