Anonymous commented at 2014-10-27 12:18:04 » #1624568

I fucking LOVE my toaster.

88 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-10-27 21:06:36 » #1624775

I love FUCKING my toaster.

92 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-10-29 23:33:48 » #1625911

There should be an asphyxiation and masochism tag. She's obviously choking herself.

13 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-11-01 00:09:07 » #1626973

That frakkin' toaster...

12 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-11-06 21:46:21 » #1630327

Dafuq did I just click?

13 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-11-07 02:06:19 » #1630458

I'm not so much put off as i am curious. How does a woman have sex with a toaster? I mean i can think of a few ways for a man to do it, but they'd have to be masochists. But a woman? I don't see any useable protrusions.

8 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-11-12 00:12:18 » #1633630

"Well I was arguing with these dweebs online, and one of them said, 'go fuck a toaster!' So I did."

29 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-11-23 22:13:20 » #1640563

I'm still trying to wrap my head around how this is even possible.

9 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-12-11 00:12:44 » #1650313

It's not that difficult to follow. You just grind on the corner. Like tablesex, only you can lift the toaster and maneuver it. Still weird though. Hot, yes, but weird.

10 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2015-01-20 19:22:00 » #1673932

Grinding against smooth metallic surface, sensing the heat bursting out that lasted after using it, and that overwhelming smell of toasted bread filling the room. Instant turn on right?

17 Points Flag