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Anonymous commented at 2014-11-07 23:18:14 » #1631054
But what about Rock Lee? His son can't have just hatched out of a rock. Did Lee just reproduce by budding or- wait a minute. Lee has no known family, Guy has no mentioned mother, just Daddy Dai, and when Lee first met Guy... Oh God, it's the bodysuits! Don't you see! The fucking green bodysuits latch onto a male host, remold him into a Charles Atlas Superpowered, bowl-cut wearing, blocky facial hair grooming Taijutsu devotee, and have them adopt an apprentice to mold into a wearer of a new generation of suits. It's an alien parasite invasion I tell you! And I bet you that the eventual end of the next generation sequel is the Uzumaki siblings figuring this out and stopping it before the whole planet is overrun by "Konaha's Green Sexy Beast" converts.
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But what about Rock Lee? His son can't have just hatched out of a rock. Did Lee just reproduce by budding or- wait a minute. Lee has no known family, Guy has no mentioned mother, just Daddy Dai, and when Lee first met Guy... Oh God, it's the bodysuits! Don't you see! The fucking green bodysuits latch onto a male host, remold him into a Charles Atlas Superpowered, bowl-cut wearing, blocky facial hair grooming Taijutsu devotee, and have them adopt an apprentice to mold into a wearer of a new generation of suits. It's an alien parasite invasion I tell you! And I bet you that the eventual end of the next generation sequel is the Uzumaki siblings figuring this out and stopping it before the whole planet is overrun by "Konaha's Green Sexy Beast" converts.
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Anonymous commented at 2014-11-08 00:27:13 » #1631115
^Lol, I laughed harder at that than I should have. But remember when Lee started dressing like Gai? The only similarities he had to him before then was the thick eyebrows. But then after changing and getting a new haircut, he's Gai's Mini-Me. Thank god Neiji rejected the green suit offer when he had the chance. For all we know, that kid could be adopted, did what Lee did, and just dress up like him/Gai.
There were many causalities in the war after all, those orphans have to go somewhere. Fuck your Lee x Tenten pairing, LeeTen shippers! It was either going to be Neiji, or nobody!
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^Lol, I laughed harder at that than I should have. But remember when Lee started dressing like Gai? The only similarities he had to him before then was the thick eyebrows. But then after changing and getting a new haircut, he's Gai's Mini-Me. Thank god Neiji rejected the green suit offer when he had the chance. For all we know, that kid could be adopted, did what Lee did, and just dress up like him/Gai.
There were many causalities in the war after all, those orphans have to go somewhere. Fuck your Lee x Tenten pairing, LeeTen shippers! It was either going to be Neiji, or nobody!
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