Anonymous commented at 2015-01-05 13:51:41 » #1665050

And in that moment, the flower gained consciousness. In its mind it said "Yeah, lick my stamen. You like that don't you?" and had a strong desire to pollenate.

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Grumo2frui commented at 2015-01-05 14:17:01 » #1665060

@1665050: I really imagine it being said by a narration voice in a BBC Wildlife documentary film.

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Anonymous commented at 2015-01-05 14:37:47 » #1665074

Remember kids, lesbian bears are dangerous.

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Anonymous commented at 2015-01-05 22:59:31 » #1665335

technically they're licking the pistil, not the stamen. The pistil contains the flower's ovary.

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Anonymous commented at 2015-01-05 23:26:14 » #1665356

^ You are right. It's been a really long time since I've done anything with flower anatomy, so I'm not surprised that I screwed up there. I thought I was right at the time. :(

I'm sorry for misinforming you all. I will go commit seppuku now. Learn from my mistakes. May you all bring honor to you and your family throughout your life (and/or death).

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Anonymous commented at 2015-01-19 16:17:08 » #1673234

YOGI BEAR IS SMARTER THAT THE AVERAGE BEAR

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Anonymous commented at 2015-02-02 04:50:20 » #1680985

STAR JEWEL 2, FUCKING WHEN?!

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