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Anonymous commented at 2016-03-28 08:34:47 » #1922980
Ye lads need to roll dwarf, seriously do so and get into a proper dwarfy mindset( not dwarf fortress).
To simplify further, have beer? if yes awesome! Step two.
Does willing recipient of thy dick have tits and sound like a proper humanoid female?(if thou had the..ahem, ''grace'' to gaze upon female dwarves...)
Nice! Go to step three.
Looks elfy enough? Then proceed to bugger it like the Deeprun tram!
One more thing, "but but its gaaay" and stuff, remember thou are diddling an elf, their ugliest lads are prettier and more feminine then our top super-model lasses.
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Ye lads need to roll dwarf, seriously do so and get into a proper dwarfy mindset( not dwarf fortress).
To simplify further, have beer? if yes awesome! Step two.
Does willing recipient of thy dick have tits and sound like a proper humanoid female?(if thou had the..ahem, ''grace'' to gaze upon female dwarves...)
Nice! Go to step three.
Looks elfy enough? Then proceed to bugger it like the Deeprun tram!
One more thing, "but but its gaaay" and stuff, remember thou are diddling an elf, their ugliest lads are prettier and more feminine then our top super-model lasses.
19 Points Flag
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