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Anonymous commented at 2015-06-03 22:54:35 » #1751206

Always knew Slenderman could be a great friend in deed when you need to get something that's in a hard to reach place.

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Anonymous commented at 2015-10-14 19:32:03 » #1830807

Well, since he sucks at scaring people, he's gotta make himself useful somehow.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-04-17 15:42:50 » #1934642

Have you heard of the guy who is ten feet tall?
He scares people away 'cause he's got no face at all,
Super long arms with tentacle ends,
But the tragedy is; he just wants to make friends.

Ba bum dum dum

Slenderman
Sympathy for Sle-e-e-e-enderman.
He hangs out in the dark 'cause he's go nothing to do,
Wore his very best suit just to impress you,
Have sympathy for poor Slenderman.

He's too tall for a car, so he walks all the way,
He always tries to surprise in case it's your birthday,
His breath is bad 'cause he can't brush his teeth,
He tried to take off his mask and found a mask underneath.
He bumps his head when he enters a door,
His shoes are shabby 'cause it's hard to find size 24,
His TVs are all broke, he's out of groceries, too;
He's skinny cause he saved he biggest portion for you.

Ba bum dum dum

Slenderman,
Sympathy for Sle-e-e-e-enderman.
His raspy voice is just a common cold,
He's got so many arms but nobody to hold,
Have sympathy for poor Slenderman.

He hangs out with the trees, because the trees don't judge.
His friend requests ignored by Sadako and The Grudge.

Sympathy for Slenderman,
He's always doing the best he can.
Just don't get this song stuck in your head,
Or he'll show up tonight at the end of your bed,
And no-one meets Slender without ending up... dead...
No sympathy for Slenderman.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-08-22 23:33:37 » #2007890

UGH, why that's..that's so cute. Anon 1.

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