Anonymous commented at 2009-04-08 19:19:53 » #41904

Santa better make good on her presents.

21 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2009-04-09 17:29:05 » #42131

haha santa you a have a boogie, let me get that for you!

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Anonymous commented at 2009-05-16 02:57:16 » #52030

C'mon Santa, give it your best SHOT! XDDD

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Anonymous commented at 2009-08-05 15:36:08 » #88900

Bulleta wants a new Ak-47 for Christmas. She's been a good girl right Santa?

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Anonymous commented at 2009-08-07 22:03:57 » #90523

Bulleta: Santa what am im gonna get for christmas
Santa: HO HO HO...Sorry Bulleta you don't get anything; For you have been a baaad little girl.
Bulleta: Oh is that so...*Take out Uzi* Now what was it im gonna get again.
Santa: Hehe...*sweating*...How about a Aka 47 with a classic WWII weapon the M1 Garand and a RPG.
Bulleta: Oh is that all?... Where's my cherry on the top.
San, ta.
Santa: And a LIFE TIME! Of ammunition!

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Anonymous commented at 2009-08-23 23:23:45 » #99460

Santa is gonna go broke if he tries to provide her a lifetime of ammunition.... =D

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Anonymous commented at 2009-09-04 13:23:20 » #106153

Santa: And what would you like for Christmas little girl ?
Bulleta: I want .... (pulls out Uzi) EVERYTHING BITCH, IN THE BASKET..... NOW
Santa: Whoa, whoa okay !!!

lol

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Anonymous commented at 2009-09-04 13:45:42 » #106159

why did'nt I get a gift the last 3 chritmas' Santa?

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Anonymous commented at 2009-12-31 19:24:30 » #190119

You better give me that wolf i always wanted.

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whoisthisguy commented at 2010-12-17 21:57:01 » #548970

B.B. Hood: For Christmas I want a rocket launcher, a grenade launcher, the gravity gun from Half Life, throwing knives, hunting knives, machine guns, and many other heavy armed weapons.
Santa: Do you have a license for that, little girl?
B.B. Hood: *pulls out gun* Why, yes. Most definitely. Now get them before I bust a cap in yo' ass!

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