Anonymous commented at 2015-10-08 12:06:16 » #1827168

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Anonymous commented at 2015-10-08 14:14:18 » #1827222

"And the idea was, the shark girl goes to the nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark girl would go away. Sometimes she wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark girl, she looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark girl, she's got... red eyes, shiny eyes, like a sunset. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be scary at all. Until she wants the D, and then she gets a lot scarier..."

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Anonymous commented at 2015-10-09 09:20:05 » #1827657

Reality: Someone screams: "SHARK!", everyone gets the hell out of the water without a second thought.

Monster Musume: Someone screams: "SHARK!", everyone pulls out a bouquet of flowers and chocolates in the hopes of wooing a shark waifu.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-03-04 23:44:53 » #1909714

I think a bottle of rum and some booty would be more useful than flowers and chocolates in this case.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-11-24 22:16:43 » #2053961

I think she already has the "booty" if I say so myself.

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