Captain, you did great today at the quest.
I'll give you a reward: a face massage with my sweaty ass.
Please keep this a secret from my brother and father.
They would cut you into sushi if found out.
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Anonymous commented at 2016-03-05 16:15:16 » #1910032
Would this count as a "These aren't my glasses" moment?
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Anonymous commented at 2017-10-12 22:11:00 » #2174805
no you retard because theres no confusion here
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