ShiftKey commented at 2016-09-20 10:02:31 » #2022467

You hear that?

.....

The memes. They are a comin. God help us all.

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MaskedKitsune commented at 2016-09-20 10:04:46 » #2022469

Sage Pokemon
Type: Normal/Psychic
Height: 4'11"
Weight: 167.6 lbs
Ability: Inner Focus / Telepathy

Oranguru is a Pokémon that appears only in Pokémon Moon. If you’re playing Pokémon Sun, you can obtain it by trading with someone playing Pokémon Moon.

Oranguru live solitary lives deep in the forests and do not usually take much action. Instead, they position themselves high up in the trees to meditate. Long ago, people thought that Oranguru were humans who dwelled in the forest depths, so they called them “the people of the forests.” Oranguru is kind to the other Pokémon living in the forest, providing medicine for injured Pokémon and food for the hungry.

Oranguru sometimes act on their own initiative and will use items that only humans normally use. From a Trainer’s perspective, they can be hard Pokémon to handle at times. Allegedly, there have been sightings of Oranguru using Poké Balls!

The fan-like objects held by Oranguru are handmade by the Oranguru themselves. These fans appear to be made of layers of leaves bound together with Oranguru’s own fur.

Instruct is a move that only Oranguru can learn. It can make the selected target use its most recent move again immediately.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-09-20 10:36:52 » #2022485

Even though it's a god-damned Orangutan, retards are still gonna call it by the name of "The Gorilla That Must Not Be Named."

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Anonymous commented at 2016-09-20 11:15:21 » #2022491

Yall can hate the legend if you want but im glad they representing my boy harambe with this blessed pokemon now

Now let us commence the dick whipping outing :p

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leejunne commented at 2016-09-20 11:45:50 » #2022498

Calm down everyone. He just wants you to tell him the secret of Man's Red Flower.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-09-20 12:00:14 » #2022506

Our lord harambe has been revived

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Anonymous commented at 2016-09-20 13:59:25 » #2022553

~Now don't try to kid me, trainer. I'll make a deal with you!
What I desire, is the Z-Move's fire to make my dream come true!~

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inky commented at 2016-09-20 14:55:28 » #2022581

Oranguru
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be human too
(Cue trumpet solo)

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GOD_EMPEROR_OF_GARHALLA commented at 2016-09-20 16:14:53 » #2022620

Pokemon Nuzlocker calls Oranguru Harambe.

Opposing used Bullet Seed.

Critical Hit!

Harambe fainted.

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Pollix commented at 2016-09-20 19:19:04 » #2022686

Was thinking more along the lines of doctor zaius

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