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Chuster commented at 2018-01-10 08:53:36 » #2201079

Truly, one of the cutest bards out this WAAAAAAGH

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Anonymous commented at 2018-01-23 13:49:44 » #2205463

It takes approximately a thousand orks to make a truck, a million to make a choppa, a billion to make an interstellar vessel and tens of billions to make attack moons that utilize gravity itself as a weapon.

How many orks does it take make an ork bard?

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klnk commented at 2019-05-12 11:06:42 » #2377162

it takes just one ork, inspired by the clanging music of a Sexorcist (sorry, Exorcist) tank and that polished Sororitas power armor booty.

But it'll probably produce a whole bunch of them all at once, and they'll wax poetic supremacy while punching each other teef out, until there is only one left, and he shall be the most colorful and verbosally dakkatic (ahem, dramatic) of all the orks.

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