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Anonymous commented at 2009-11-09 02:38:49 » #149216
In the future, this is the kind of bed I hope they sell at Ikea. Some kind of spongy organic dildo bed. So soft and warm and slippery. You just slide in, set it to "cum" mode, and for 30 minutes it gets you off before stopping and letting you pass out in ecstasy for 10 hours of sleep. Waking up in the morning after that would be so refreshing.
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In the future, this is the kind of bed I hope they sell at Ikea. Some kind of spongy organic dildo bed. So soft and warm and slippery. You just slide in, set it to "cum" mode, and for 30 minutes it gets you off before stopping and letting you pass out in ecstasy for 10 hours of sleep. Waking up in the morning after that would be so refreshing.
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Wannabe-Kun commented at 2012-08-22 06:17:08 » #1144601
You should patent that anon1 :)
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You should patent that anon1 :)
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