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Anonymous commented at 2009-09-13 01:32:35 » #111068
Nurse: "You know, your insurance company only approved us to drill those bicuspids, and remove that molar... The scalp massage, brain tumor removal, and haircut is on me."
Patient: "Great, Let's get started."
Nurse: "Oh, by the way... the only person we have to perform all of this efficiently isn't exactly human. He's, well, more of an it, if you get my drift..."
Patient: "A robot? cool"
Nurse: "A robot? Heavens no! I'll have you know that Lenny-04 is our latest artificial surgeon!"
Patient:"Nice!"
Nurse:"And he just began his residency program! In holistic psychiatry"
Patient:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Nurse: "You know, your insurance company only approved us to drill those bicuspids, and remove that molar... The scalp massage, brain tumor removal, and haircut is on me."
Patient: "Great, Let's get started."
Nurse: "Oh, by the way... the only person we have to perform all of this efficiently isn't exactly human. He's, well, more of an it, if you get my drift..."
Patient: "A robot? cool"
Nurse: "A robot? Heavens no! I'll have you know that Lenny-04 is our latest artificial surgeon!"
Patient:"Nice!"
Nurse:"And he just began his residency program! In holistic psychiatry"
Patient:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
DarkAngel1024 commented at 2010-03-24 15:20:52 » #260219
You have nothing to worry about, this won't hurt one bit...
...it'll hurt MANY bits.
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You have nothing to worry about, this won't hurt one bit...
...it'll hurt MANY bits.
Anonymous commented at 2010-08-05 20:36:20 » #390792
"The pain is excruciating, there is no anesthesia capable of nullifying it, and the scars that you'll receive cannot be withdrawn even with the finest of plastic surgeries. However... you have your choice of any lolipops if you can tell me your name afterwards."
32 hours later...
"You survived? I mean... you survived. Congratulations. Your name please?"
"..."
"Oh. My mistake. You died, didn't you. *sigh* Next patient please?"
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"The pain is excruciating, there is no anesthesia capable of nullifying it, and the scars that you'll receive cannot be withdrawn even with the finest of plastic surgeries. However... you have your choice of any lolipops if you can tell me your name afterwards."
32 hours later...
"You survived? I mean... you survived. Congratulations. Your name please?"
"..."
"Oh. My mistake. You died, didn't you. *sigh* Next patient please?"