Tomes commented at 2009-07-17 22:03:45 » #78388

lol portals. i would also like to site rule number 50 of "the rules of the internet"

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Anonymous commented at 2009-08-24 02:38:22 » #99553

i feel sorry for that snake it went through hell, or just stomach acid, eather way its hell

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Anonymous commented at 2009-08-30 10:59:32 » #102743

SNAKES ON A LOLI

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Anonymous commented at 2009-09-06 23:54:14 » #107617

i dont want these motafukin' snakes in ma mothafukin' bed!.... .

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trails456 commented at 2009-12-15 21:31:40 » #177905

wheres her panty's ?


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Anonymous commented at 2009-12-22 00:19:14 » #182658

SSSSSSNNAAAAAKE EAAAAAATEEERRRR~! Duh Na Na Naaaaaa~

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Anonymous commented at 2009-12-29 03:59:47 » #187931

Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not. Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.

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Anonymous commented at 2010-07-11 20:16:25 » #361858

This happened to my friend once. It took him a long time to get it out.

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Anonymous commented at 2010-07-21 00:25:52 » #372623

This could happen, without the use of portals or forty foot long snakes, but would involve some pretty terrible internal injuries. As the crow flies, if the crow happens to be flying through the abdominal cavity.

BTW, if anyone was worried, the top right is a harmless milk snake, not a deadly coral snake.

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Anonymous commented at 2010-10-04 00:30:37 » #459981

I'm sick of these mothafuckin snakes in this mothafuckin loli!
Just kidding, you're doin' good, snakes.

I like the emotion, though why do you grab the snake, loli? By the looks of things, you might as well just let him slither along his course by now. I know yanking him back out definitely is *not* the way to go. Why is it inside you in the first place? Did it sneak down your esophagus while you slept? I might believe a snake could sneak into your butthole if you're a really heavy sleeper, but your throat? Don't lie, loli, you swallowed it, and now you regret the decision. You deserve it, loli! Yeah! TAKE it, loli! TAKE it in da mouth...and out da butt!

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