Anonymous commented at 2009-12-07 23:56:47 » #171109

IT'S CELLPENIS FROM DBZ

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Anonymous commented at 2009-12-09 17:16:59 » #172527

That will make a great Halloween Costume :D

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JCFarmer commented at 2009-12-27 05:10:45 » #186382

dad:Honey,We need to talk...
daughter:what is it sweet father'o mine?
dad:your adopted...
daughter:...is that why i havd ADD?OH!look,curtains!!!

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Anonymous commented at 2010-02-14 23:21:38 » #225067

More tea Mr. Cock?

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Anonymous commented at 2010-06-25 20:53:45 » #344844

Women: I've asked you here to discuss something.
Dildo: What is it?
Women: I think we should see other people.

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ShanksYYZ commented at 2010-08-23 00:24:34 » #410641

Best thing ever

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Anonymous commented at 2011-03-03 03:52:47 » #640029

wow, it even has to eat. the girl is really dedicated

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rawrmoar commented at 2011-07-24 09:06:52 » #822996

I can't beleive no one had made the joke yet...I really get to do it!? Awesome *clears throat* Wow, he's hogging all the soy sauce. What a dickhead!

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Anonymous commented at 2012-08-23 05:13:49 » #1145309

This is a reference to the Seinfeld episode which features the same scenario.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-03-24 19:34:30 » #1289274

Surreal? I suppose so...

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