tonguetornadoisjerrysmove commented at 2010-09-29 14:38:03 » #454480

buddha- "jesus, its been like...2 thousand years since you sacrificed yourself. i think your can take off the thorns. Its not like there are centurions here to force you to wear it. And like, wtf its somehow still so green and fresh."

jesus- "...its embalmed."

buddha- "ill be transcendental with you for second right quick....listen man, ive been cool about this since you were killed and all, but its been two millenia and your still doing this whole emo thing. you used to be so laid back. i remember when you would go dinopushing and tip over rhinos when they slept. and Ghost would blow them over.(splitting of red sea power)"

jesus-"shutup! you didnt even die shit for brains!...its a reminder. and i stopped carrying the cross 30 years ago, so dont say i have attachment issues."

buddha-" ahh ahh 'turn the other cheek.' "

*jesus turns his cheek and pouts*

buddha- "hehe, and i dont anybody has forgot. *sigh* material possessions... tsk tsk tsk"

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tonguetornadoisjerrysmove commented at 2010-09-29 14:42:48 » #454486

lol jesus is like "ive been enlightened since the beginning of time. lol what a n00b."

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