Claire commented at 2009-07-28 03:55:31 » #84157

Mail order Schoolgirl/Slave? Where can I order one? Hopefully there's a customization option ^_^

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Anonymous commented at 2009-10-09 12:41:16 » #127273

here's the bonus package for the shoes your ordered

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Ezalias commented at 2009-10-09 14:21:04 » #127310

Dear creepy loner ordering girl's shoes: in recognition of the thousands of dollars you've spent on footwear and in order to further your wishlist goal of getting a life, we have included as a bonus the enclosed 18-year-old nymphomaniac and BDSM fetishist.

Thanks for your continuing business and remember to stay hydrated. Sincerely,
Amazon.co.jp

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Anonymous commented at 2010-01-09 09:43:55 » #197725

An 18-year-old nymphomaniac?

Fuck you Amazon!

When I've spent countless money on your products
to save up to get myself the bonus deal, I'm to
find out it's only an 18-year-old nymphomaniac?

That's got to be in used condition.

I wanted a 7yo loli.

But you could have AT LEAST provided a girl who's 12~14
years old?? But nooo, it had to be a friggin' 18yo.

I'm never buying shoes from you again.

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Anonymous commented at 2010-01-30 07:08:03 » #215547

I think i'm more pissed off that we didn't get any bubble-wrap in the box...

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Anonymous commented at 2012-01-15 00:40:48 » #977226

Just pointing this out, don't forget that she's cold and dead

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