Posthaste, to my dearest friend baka-Shinji,
The other day, a filming crew from an American nature program visited the village where I live and was so gracious as to send this letter for me. (sorry I couldn't contact you for so long, this village still doesn't even have a postal service) I came to this village to be a mother 4 years ago...at first I was constantly confused by the unfamiliar environment. However, everyone in the village, including the village chief, helped me out, so now I'm living life to the fullest every day. I think you'll be surprised when you see the attached picture: I'm now the mother of 12 children! On my first day in the village, the chief (my dearest husband) fell in love with me at first sight, and within the day I was made his bride. Being 10 years old to a 105 year-old husband might seem like a crazy coupling in retrospect, but I decided that I would marry the first person who told me "Marry me!" so I agreed without hesitation. After we got married, that same year I gave birth to twins as well as the following year. In the third year I had triplets and this year, quintuplets! (that delivery is going to be broadcast on TV it seems, so make sure to watch!) With a bigger family than expected, trouble is always brewing one way or another, but now I am truly happy, surrounded by the family I love.
Well then, baka-Shinji, take care and work hard in school and stuff. Bye bye!
P.S. It'd be good if you could find an amazing life partner just like I did.
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Anonymous commented at 2009-09-06 19:45:01 » #107462
Oh god, what.
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Anonymous commented at 2009-09-07 15:07:28 » #107972
I think it says "She personally molested every young boy of the Watutu tribe before learning to pilot giant clones aliens."
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Anonymous commented at 2009-10-03 08:03:56 » #123308
Those are here kids
Also angels aren't aliens. They're fucking angels
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Anonymous commented at 2009-10-13 20:03:24 » #130109
TANKOR
THOSE ARE THE FACES OF THE ANGLE'S AROUND THE KID'S NECKS,
ANGLES NUMBER 3, 5, AND 14.
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Anonymous commented at 2012-11-23 13:05:14 » #1209539
THE ROUGE ANGLES OF SATIN!
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LPfan2000 commented at 2014-06-27 17:44:47 » #1559091
Those children look disappointed. I guess they must have actually seen Neon Genesis Evangelion *Flame shields up*
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Anonymous commented at 2019-07-23 01:46:41 » #2412600
>>LPfan2000
It may be 5 years too late, but your opinion is bad, lmao
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