Anonymous commented at 2009-09-06 14:27:01 » #107328

ah, weapon of choice.

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Anonymous commented at 2009-09-06 14:40:36 » #107333

And here is the brand new dildo that Samus purchased. It has motion sensor anal fucking and can detect the nearest asshole and fuck it on command, as well as many other features that I can't be arsed to name.

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Anonymous commented at 2009-09-08 16:23:33 » #108539

Cue the 'Item Acquired' theme.

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Anonymous commented at 2009-10-05 10:44:55 » #124730

Tran-smatter dildo ray acquired!
Now have the 'fuck to death' function.

Du-da-da-da-du-da-da-da-du-daaaaaaaaaa!!

*ANO-NU-MUS~*

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Anonymous commented at 2011-07-13 04:58:13 » #809429

now let's see who has the biggest sword...wanna bet marth?

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Uncle_Grandfather commented at 2011-09-01 22:49:58 » #865633

"Guess where this is going?"

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Anonymous commented at 2012-02-23 04:00:21 » #1009871

Samus: I can fap to this... ;)

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