Anonymous commented at 2010-01-09 06:24:54 » #197666

IMMA FIRING MA LAZOR!
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sigma13 commented at 2010-03-31 13:32:46 » #263871

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No, my dear, I expect you to come!"

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Anonymous commented at 2010-04-08 22:08:09 » #270701

Fire the "laser"!

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Anonymous commented at 2010-04-13 05:21:06 » #274372

It is a shame that the moment she cums the stimulating laser becomes a deadly laser.

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Anonymous commented at 2010-06-20 18:49:27 » #339473

does anybody else notice that her clit is extra large, but more importantly, very purple? I could understand a little purple, what with the engorgement and all, but that particular shade really only occurs naturally in flowers, I'm thinking.

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sigma13 commented at 2010-07-25 16:31:19 » #378024

...and you're ignoring the fact that it's being SHOT WITH A LASER?? I think the purple is the least of her problems.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-01-11 09:42:30 » #577626

"And now you die, Mr. Bond"

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Anonymous commented at 2011-02-07 16:41:37 » #611947

Its clitoris enlargment laser with slight side effects such as purpling in the effected area. It also incresess keratin levels making her skin extra orange

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Anonymous commented at 2011-08-31 16:30:00 » #864347

Betchya Pussy Galore never got it this good.

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DuskXIII commented at 2012-12-25 22:39:16 » #1231708

Jethro: Egads, Willson come quickly! These readings are off the charts!!!

Willson: My word...this is astounding!!! With this data man shall achieve new heights in vibratory technology!!!

Jethro: Now Willson quickly you must shut down the machine lest she go clitical. Willson? What are you-? Why are you giving me that look?

Willson: ....According to my calculations...she reached clitical mass, almost 4 hours ago.

Jethro: *Removes glasses* Mother of god....

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