Anonymous commented at 2009-12-24 13:52:08 » #184606

ho ho whore

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Anonymous commented at 2009-12-24 13:52:24 » #184607

lol
jghb

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Anonymous commented at 2009-12-24 22:01:59 » #184843

mmm santa tubeskirt with angel wings... best outfit ever!

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Anonymous commented at 2009-12-25 00:24:14 » #184908

"You promised, Ash! I'm tanked and this Christmas you said you'd nail me!"

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Anonymous commented at 2009-12-26 15:53:30 » #185917

"But Misty, I have to go catch more Pokemons ..."

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Anonymous commented at 2009-12-28 17:59:53 » #187539

I gotts catch em all..............

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Anonymous commented at 2010-01-07 22:34:49 » #196475

{ash leavs}
{in walks me}
me: dint worry bout him ILL NAIL U
misty: SHURE =D (hes hot)
{ash comes back}
ash:sorry i 4got my poke ba.....WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
misty: ASH!! i can explain!..
me: were totly dong it!
misty:SHUT UP!
me:ok
ash: Y DA HELL WOULD U CHEAT ON ME
misty: im a whore i NEED sex...and u wont gine me any..AND ITS CHRISTMAS
me: if this is a bad time i can finish screwing your girlfriend and leav
ash: SHUT UP YOU!
{ash pulls out gun}
misty: ASH DONT SHOOT HIM!!
ash: why shouldent i?
misty:.....we can have groupe sex maby?
me: no sorry group sex only works for me if there are more then 2 girls...
ash: i can invite more people
misty: me to
me: peoplr like who
ash my mom, may, dawn, and that one girl from team rockit
misty: i can invite my sisters. and EVERY femail gym leader in the would
me: OH FUCK YEAH!
[one houre later]
*ding dong*
ash: thats the door bell, ill ege it
{ash answers door}
everybody: HIIII!!


{And they all humped eachother happly ever after}

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Anonymous commented at 2010-01-07 23:04:30 » #196502

^ Anon above: LOSER

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Anonymous commented at 2010-01-13 00:01:11 » #200991

Anon 5. No, he was planning to skip her and go to nail Dawn or May

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luconymous commented at 2010-08-23 05:29:24 » #410841

what you said was beautiful anon 7

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