Anonymous commented at 2011-02-09 14:55:10 » #614231

I love you guys, you know that?

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DTA commented at 2011-04-24 01:13:59 » #706299

Desmond:Awww not this bleeding crap again...
Ezio:Ok you guys see that girl? We're gonna fucking rape her!
Desmond:Wait what...?!
Ezio:Also Altair, we only kill after the rape. Not during or before like the last couple times.
Desmond:...wait....how many...?!
Altair:St-st-sta-staby...staby....stab...

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may10baby commented at 2011-11-28 01:45:03 » #937413

Lol, DTA, Ezio doesn't need to rape a chick, I know many a gamer that would sleep with him. Even the straight guys, because it's Ezio Auditore da 'fucking' Firenze.

Teehee. Pun.

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Anonymous commented at 2012-04-01 15:21:15 » #1038377

Ezio: Alright, motherfuckers... We're going to pillage this city, kill Templar bastards, and celebrate in a mass orgy with prostitutes afterwards. Capice!?

Desmond: What. the. FUCK. Dressed like that?

Altair: I'm game.

Desmond: -Sigh.- I'm in...

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