whoisthisguy commented at 2010-12-24 15:14:08 » #557473

Mermaid: Oh no please don't eat me, Mr. Satisfied Customer, I want to become a human and live with you for the rest of our lives. Please spare me!

Some Guy: Well too fucking bad I've got a girlfriend and I'm dining with her so prepare to be digested!

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DaHentaiGuy commented at 2011-01-20 03:15:56 » #588468

If someone could talk that guy out of eating her, I'd keep her as a pet and put her in a fish tank.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-02-05 11:16:50 » #609072

I'd be cursed if I eat her in spite of loving her

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Anonymous commented at 2011-02-05 11:18:18 » #609075

who would do something like this?? I'd never!!

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bloopboy commented at 2011-11-19 19:39:46 » #930631

part two? :3

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Anonymous commented at 2013-08-19 08:13:35 » #1382817

I'd sooner eat the athlete's foot off the Flash rather than eat her. Then get sodomised by an angry Javelin missile. I would never eat her under any circumstances. Call me a hippy, but I'd nurse her back to full health and releasing her into a freshwater lake, so I could meet up with her for a snuggle. I hate saltwater.

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mini-hakkero commented at 2014-05-30 01:03:15 » #1543009

I think that releasing her in the wild would be far too dangerous for her with all the larger predators around.

Maybe a huge fishtank would be good. We could find a few other mermaid friends to give her some company.

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Anonymous commented at 2017-04-09 12:41:50 » #2117498

I feel sorry mini mermaid and that human got to stop

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Anonymous commented at 2018-11-06 02:21:10 » #2299625

Has this picture with the first comment from over 8½ users ago seriously only JUST been tagged?

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