Anonymous commented at 2010-08-23 15:28:41 » #411231

WOAH! SH*T!!!
That's a lot of bodies!
And kittens.
And rainbows.
And... rubies?
And some dust...
What is this phenomenal phenomenon?

*Looks at screen.*

Huh? Its scrolled all the way down. What is all of this? Death? Seizures? Twisted personalities? Perversion? What the heck?

*Scrolls up.*

Awww... That's so cute. It's so adorable! This pink-haired little girl. I could watch this all da-*Head Bursts, spraying mini-Yui's all over the dead bodies, then falls over the bodies.*

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ChrisRedfield commented at 2010-09-05 01:01:14 » #425978

--------Mission 1----------

Objective 1. Destroy Evil Entity of Cuteness

Objective 2. Collect Kittens in Knapsack(that's right I said knapsack )

Objective 3. Collect Rubies and sell on black market

Objective 4. Gather any remaining valuables

Finally you are to signal your evac via red signal flare
---------------------------------------End Briefing

Thirteen hours into mission

*radio clicks on *
Commander:have who finished you misison solider

Sargent:Sir Yes Sir The Extraction Team is on its way

Commander:Good you saved a lot of people from having to see that things cuteness

Sargent:Thank You Si... Sir hold on there's something moving by those bodies *reading his m4a1 loading another grenade into the launcher* Sir it's nothing it looks like a chain of some sort

Commander:Solider I suggest you make your way out of the area now there may be more of them

Sargent:Roger on my way back to the LZ

Half an hour passes waiting for the evac

Sargent:Come in HQ can you read me over

HQ:R... Y.. ..ud .n. ..e.r. o.er

Sargent: I say again HQ do you read me over

HQ:............................NO RESPONSE

*Tap...Tap...Tap...*
*Tap...Tap...Tap...*
*Tap...Tap...Tap...*
*Tap...Tap...Tap...*

Sargent: What the hell no it can't be TAKE THIS AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

*empting mag after mag into this unholy abomination it stops then*

*Tap...Tap...Tap...*
*Tap...Tap...Tap...*

Sargent:What Thats From Behind me now NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Orignal Yui: YUi-NYAN

Argh!!!

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Anonymous commented at 2010-09-11 01:19:23 » #432943

rating: SAFE!?!??! how the hell is this suppose to be safe!!!!! look at the pile of dead bodies around yu- HHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG*dies with rainbows flowng out of eyes*

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ChrisRedfield commented at 2010-09-22 14:41:00 » #446047

Mr. president its time to go sir

Not now a friend sent me this live video broadcast of some war

Mr. president we must leave now before that thing shows up its already killed thousands with its cuteness

all i see is an empty town with a mountain of rubble in the middle

sir those are bodies

ohhhh damn we should go then wait whats that coming towards the camera

SIR SHUT IT DOWN NOW

YUI-NYAN

ARGH!!!

sir... SIR...
Damn its an epidemic launch the anti-cuteness nuke now

yes general t-minus 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

*launch sounds*

missile launch successful

target destroyed

get me a sat. over there i want to be sure its dead

nothing on screen sir just a crater

*Tap...Tap...Tap...*
*Tap...Tap...Tap...*
*Tap...Tap...Tap...*
*Tap...Tap...Tap...*

who the fucks here private get the door

yes sir

yui-nyan

ARGH!!!

private who's there OH MY GHAWD, GET TO THE CHOPPA NOW CODE RED I REPEAT CODE RED

ARGH!!! *computers explode and monitors fall killing hundreds of army personal* no one survives the attack

with one final plan failed the United States has fallen

YUI-NYAN

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jedi1357 commented at 2010-09-22 14:56:09 » #446062

Yui are already dead...nyan♥

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Anonymous commented at 2010-12-16 00:10:07 » #546693

*had his dick out*
Uhh...
*Frozen by the cuteness*
GASP! Nooooooooo.....
Never finished the rotation

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YourLocalCrackhead commented at 2011-02-15 11:25:36 » #621083

[With his dying breath, he writes the "goddammit too fucking cute" tag in his own blood to keep others away.]

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Anonymous commented at 2011-02-28 21:22:03 » #637275

I can't think of anything clever. let's just say I died happy

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midended commented at 2011-03-02 09:25:47 » #639077

what if those comments above were done by the same person?!
noooooooo...YU-

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Anonymous commented at 2011-05-02 23:35:37 » #718015

though only a mere 35-40 people has commented and died... there were those few....No, many souls who died before even getting a chance to say their final prayers or wishes and wasn't able tto leave a comment or a warning.... sadly right now i and covering my nose to try and stop the bleeding.... but there is just to much.... i think this is it for me.... im sorry.... *dies*

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