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Anonymous commented at 2007-10-04 22:23:27 » #897
Well, Anon3, I don't mind your saying. I do hit it. Often. With my penis. I wish unto you a girl with plentiful hips and large, round breasts. May the world be populated with women with all the curves. May the skinny girls gain what they miss, and the fat girls lose what they've taken too much of. May the world be balanced... Luckily, my girl is cool with a bigger guy, though. Cause otherwise, I'd be fucked. Or not, rather. In the now immortal words of Ben Stone ala Knocked Up. "I just wanna get shitfaced. I'll jerk it later." Yeah. That'd be me. Forever.
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Well, Anon3, I don't mind your saying. I do hit it. Often. With my penis. I wish unto you a girl with plentiful hips and large, round breasts. May the world be populated with women with all the curves. May the skinny girls gain what they miss, and the fat girls lose what they've taken too much of. May the world be balanced... Luckily, my girl is cool with a bigger guy, though. Cause otherwise, I'd be fucked. Or not, rather. In the now immortal words of Ben Stone ala Knocked Up. "I just wanna get shitfaced. I'll jerk it later." Yeah. That'd be me. Forever.
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Xima commented at 2007-10-04 23:06:05 » #899
Wai thank yew, Anon#1. :3 Yeah, that was me. Just too lazy to log on mah laptop. Alas, I have yet to see said movie, but I must, for The 40 Year Old Virgin was just... squee. Yeah, it's funny how things are always in the extreme lately... Although I'm like a waif. >> No matter what I eat, etc. Although my 4tard furryness, yes, that's right, usually scares 'em away. For now, I'm still stuck wandering the webz for porn while honking me horn for porn, porn, porn, in the words of one Trekkie. But alas, it appears that no one worships teh animez, playz teh videogamez and does not mind my inessant insanity in general. >< But alas, I shall persevere! Oh, deary me! I'm terribly sorry to burden you with my problems. Teh intarwebz is gonna be raping mme ala Pyramid Head nowz. >< But alas, it's prolly gonna be the only lay I get in a while, so I may as well enjoy it.
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Wai thank yew, Anon#1. :3 Yeah, that was me. Just too lazy to log on mah laptop. Alas, I have yet to see said movie, but I must, for The 40 Year Old Virgin was just... squee. Yeah, it's funny how things are always in the extreme lately... Although I'm like a waif. >> No matter what I eat, etc. Although my 4tard furryness, yes, that's right, usually scares 'em away. For now, I'm still stuck wandering the webz for porn while honking me horn for porn, porn, porn, in the words of one Trekkie. But alas, it appears that no one worships teh animez, playz teh videogamez and does not mind my inessant insanity in general. >< But alas, I shall persevere! Oh, deary me! I'm terribly sorry to burden you with my problems. Teh intarwebz is gonna be raping mme ala Pyramid Head nowz. >< But alas, it's prolly gonna be the only lay I get in a while, so I may as well enjoy it.
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