Your browser does not support grid, so will not be supported. Hover over your browser version to see if there is a way to enable potential support. Sorry, I am no longer able to justify working on making the layout work on older devices.
I'm amused that you don't seem to be getting it up at all. lolYou said you had an impressive erection, but this is the the extend of what you can do. lolWhy don't you give up now? Tanaka~