Greetings. I, Lacy Number Three, will be the one servicing you today.
And just so you know, if you don't give me a 5-star review after this, there will be hell to pay.
What's with that look?
We're understaffed, so you can't replace me with someone else even if you want to, you know.
No, uh... I wouldn't think of it!
You'll think I'm cute once you get used to my personality.
That's what all the regulars say, anyway.
What do we have here? A nice, banana-shaped one, I see.
Well then, it's time I get serious.
Holy shit... I'm not gonna last 10 seconds in this mouth!
Huh? Uh, OK...
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