Anonymous commented at 2011-01-11 22:58:47 » #578426

America: You really can't drive for shit can you?

4 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-01-12 19:29:58 » #579319

China: I'm not doing that bad.

America: Dude, you start off on the wrong side of the road, drive through someones yard, drive 3 times over the speed limit because some how someway a Chinaman like you can't convert from Kilometers to Miles per hour.....

China: That's because you're to stupid to get with the rest of the world and convert!

America: That's not the fucking point. AND you nearly hit like 7 cars because you didn't check your mirrors. How the fuck you feel?

China: ....... CONVERT TO THE METRIC SYSTEM!

America: DAMNIT! I KNOW HOW TO USE IT, I JUST CHOOSE NOT TO USE IT! NOW LET ME DRIVE! YOU'll GET US ALL KILLED!

8 Points Flag

Daydreamer commented at 2011-01-12 19:32:09 » #579321

Im more like this

America: Did you see that, China? Your cars wont even survive light accidents. Im a bit scared now!
China: Damn it, aru...

6 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-02-15 03:47:39 » #620809

@Anon2: "China: ....... CONVERT TO THE METRIC SYSTEM!" that was pure win! xDDDDDDD

1 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-03-17 15:44:59 » #657797

*crunch*
America: "Gahhhh!" *flinches*
China: "That'll teach you to try and pass me, aru!"

1 Points Flag