Anonymous commented at 2011-01-11 16:38:05 » #577992

Hey hey HEY you grimy punk! Get your grubby mitts off of my Red Bull coozie!

28 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-01-11 19:22:20 » #578196

I think I could talk my way out of this.

Explain that she dominates my thoughts and I can't help but do SOMETHING with the nuclear stockpiles of lust she builds in me.

Think that could get me off with at most a beating?

23 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-01-12 13:48:57 » #578986

One time a week is not enough
There that's my explanation
YOU PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THOSE FUCKING FLOWERS THAN ME

58 Points Flag

AnimePimp commented at 2011-01-12 13:58:39 » #578995

Well let's see here.
1) Thanks to your powerhouse of a fat ass, you broke the bed.
2) I can't feel these nuts anymore.
3) Ever sense I fertilized you with my sunflower seed you've been going wiggity wack.
4) Your not in the kitchen enough.
Does that explain your answer?

11 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-01-12 19:55:05 » #579347

@Anon2 you've never head a crazy GF before, have you? That never works.

The best you could do is go out with a one-liner. Something like:

"Yuuka, you're not the only one..."
*sunglasses*
"Who feels like spreading seed."
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHH!

That way you could at least go out with some dignity. ... and a smile.

54 Points Flag

AnimePimp commented at 2011-01-12 19:56:37 » #579349

Say that while she's about to cram your nuts in. @ Anon 4

1 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-01-13 04:18:32 » #579821

That's why I said you only have time for a cheesy one-liner and a glasses-pull.

8 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-01-18 19:38:50 » #586725

hey dont waste it bitch i havent even used it yet

3 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-01-24 17:01:21 » #594138

"I pretend it's you."
"Does that mean I have whenever I want?"
"I'll throw it away if we ca make love on the desk you found that in..."

13 Points Flag

HonkyWhite commented at 2011-02-07 20:50:11 » #612210

HEY LISTEN HEY HEY HEY LISTEN
ARTIFICIAL VAGINAS HEY HEY HEY

15 Points Flag