Anonymous commented at 2011-02-05 03:05:28 » #608733

QuikTip for having to get up in front of a class and give a speech/presentation:

An erection is never as visible as it FEELS, even if you're hung like a horse. Unless you're pointing your dong directly perpendicular to your body or you're wearing something really thin/tight, most people probably won't notice.

This does not apply if you just whip your discolored, unwholesome-looking cock and just jerk off all over the fucking blackboard. Thanks, jerk, I had the time slot right after you. >8(

39 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-02-05 05:15:13 » #608830

She probably had to give a presentation on male reproductive cycles, and going for the extra points punctuated it by demonstrating how it works.
She is an a+ student in MY books.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-02-05 05:18:09 » #608833

nobody ever forgot THAT show-and-tell

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Anonymous commented at 2011-02-06 02:24:08 » #610034

Half of the boys in the classroom just became bicurious.

15 Points Flag