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Anonymous commented at 2011-02-20 00:27:58 » #626709
Life on a penis farm is hard on the knees, they prefer to grow in the crevices of rocky mountainous arias, requiring the use of very lightweight clothing and supplies to make such a climb.
Once milked the penis goes into a semi-hibernation stage where they can be further cultivated for use of dildo molds or as dildos themselves. If not cultivated the wild penis will often be snatched up by predators, having lost the rock hardness which was their camo.
The most affluent of predators are the Slut, Whore, and Soul Sucking Bitch (Both the average and the alimony/child support species). Bred in captivity a penis, at this point known as "pussy whipped", will over time shrivel and die or grow a pouch or satchel like appendage around its balls (laying under the ground). The first to discover it called it the "Balls in purse" phenomena.
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Life on a penis farm is hard on the knees, they prefer to grow in the crevices of rocky mountainous arias, requiring the use of very lightweight clothing and supplies to make such a climb.
Once milked the penis goes into a semi-hibernation stage where they can be further cultivated for use of dildo molds or as dildos themselves. If not cultivated the wild penis will often be snatched up by predators, having lost the rock hardness which was their camo.
The most affluent of predators are the Slut, Whore, and Soul Sucking Bitch (Both the average and the alimony/child support species). Bred in captivity a penis, at this point known as "pussy whipped", will over time shrivel and die or grow a pouch or satchel like appendage around its balls (laying under the ground). The first to discover it called it the "Balls in purse" phenomena.
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AnonymousByChoice commented at 2011-02-28 11:01:50 » #636756
Anon1, you're forgetting something:
YEAHHHHHHHHHH!
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Anon1, you're forgetting something:
YEAHHHHHHHHHH!
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