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TwistedMind commented at 2011-03-10 17:52:32 » #649939
"Will someone please tell me what that fucking thing does!?!"
"It's just that major... it's a 'fucking' thing. It doesn't exist for anything else."
"Oh... Uh.. Well then... Then it isn't much of a national threat then, is it?"
"No sir. It carries no diseases, it does not excrete acids or toxins, it does not leave any sort of parasites, its body has no spines, teeth or claws to penetrate human flesh, it does not possess enough physical strength to crush an aluminum can -let alone a human windpipe, it does not spawn chest-bursting monstrosities... Hell sir, it's sexual fluids are reported to be sweet to the taste and is packed full of nutritious vitamins and minerals. It leaves its hosts feeling refreshed, invigorated and healthier than ever. Our recruits have been mounting themselves to that thing all day without it slowing down. You see the woman right there? This will be her third time today."
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"Will someone please tell me what that fucking thing does!?!"
"It's just that major... it's a 'fucking' thing. It doesn't exist for anything else."
"Oh... Uh.. Well then... Then it isn't much of a national threat then, is it?"
"No sir. It carries no diseases, it does not excrete acids or toxins, it does not leave any sort of parasites, its body has no spines, teeth or claws to penetrate human flesh, it does not possess enough physical strength to crush an aluminum can -let alone a human windpipe, it does not spawn chest-bursting monstrosities... Hell sir, it's sexual fluids are reported to be sweet to the taste and is packed full of nutritious vitamins and minerals. It leaves its hosts feeling refreshed, invigorated and healthier than ever. Our recruits have been mounting themselves to that thing all day without it slowing down. You see the woman right there? This will be her third time today."
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Anonymous commented at 2011-03-11 11:06:26 » #650848
"Sir, we have just got reports that the slug monster gives off eggs every few months."
My god,how many eggs does it give?
"We don't know sir, depends on the age of the female. If the female is 18, then it will give her 18 eggs."
Then get all the ladies ready in a few months, we will harvest these things and make some big cash selling them to lonely girls across the globe!
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"Sir, we have just got reports that the slug monster gives off eggs every few months."
My god,how many eggs does it give?
"We don't know sir, depends on the age of the female. If the female is 18, then it will give her 18 eggs."
Then get all the ladies ready in a few months, we will harvest these things and make some big cash selling them to lonely girls across the globe!
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