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Dolljoints commented at 2011-05-12 20:30:56 » #731327
The innovative thing about this series is how the familiar is actually the villain, and the heroine's lover (Homura) comes back from the future to save her from falling under its power, then they have to protect other girls from it without becoming magical girls, using mundane means like gasoline and baseball bats... *WHAP WHAP THUD* "It's respawning!" "Get the gas!"
This is what happens when Buffy the Vampire Slayer is aired in Japan.
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The innovative thing about this series is how the familiar is actually the villain, and the heroine's lover (Homura) comes back from the future to save her from falling under its power, then they have to protect other girls from it without becoming magical girls, using mundane means like gasoline and baseball bats... *WHAP WHAP THUD* "It's respawning!" "Get the gas!"
This is what happens when Buffy the Vampire Slayer is aired in Japan.
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Dolljoints commented at 2011-05-13 01:58:12 » #731765
Madoka: "If you're from the future, why are you the same age as me?"
Homura answered gracefully, as if she had been expecting this question and rehearsing an answer in her head for some time: "The future you is older in years, but she still dates teenage girls."
Madoka: "Oh. Really?"
Homura: "Have you ever been attracted to a woman in her thirties?"
M: "No, but I always kind of assumed that I would be when I got to that age myself..."
H: "No. You never are."
They encountered Kyuubee on the sidewalk outside Madoka's house in the dark.
Kyuubee: "Drop your weapons. You are powerless."
Madoka: "I'M ROCK LEE!" She grabbed Kyuubee and started trying to break his back over her own.
The light on the neighbors' porch went on. It was Mrs. Friddle. "What are you doing to that poor cat?"
Homura: "Making a Youtube video."
Madoka: "HOMURA!" She was still pulling on Kyuubee. "It's not a cat. It's a demon from Hell. I love cats."
Mrs. Friddle: "I'm calling the police."
Madoka: "CRUNK!"
Then they were running down the street with the JSPCA firing drug darts at them, Homura blocking with a trash can lid, and Madoka still fighting with Kyuubee.
Kyuubee: "Foolish whelp! I'll eat your eyes!"
Madoka: "Are you going to say that to your next mark?"
Kyuubee: "I mean... I'll grant your wish..."
They reached a tee in the street, with the dark waters of a river flowing in front of them.
"DAAAAAAA!" Without breaking stride, the two girls flung themselves over the bank and disappeared into the water.
Some time later, they were running down another street, now soaking wet, with Homura on her apparently waterproof cell phone and Madoka still fighting with Kyuubee.
Homura: "5th and Greenwood... that's right up ahead." They heard the familiar roar of Tomoe Mami's Lamborghini. She was coming down the one-way street at a brisk pace, with the light night-time traffic driving into peoples' yards to get out of her way.
With a burst of strength, Madoka pulled Kyuubee loose, and hurled him into the middle of the street. Mami floored the gas and plowed into QB like a sandstorm hitting a nudist convention. Unfortunately, he got stuck around the axle and they could hear him flapping into the distance.
Madoka: "That do it?"
Homura looked... "Crud. Let's circle around and try another attack."
Several nights later...
Emily sat on the floor of her room with her Pocket Monster. "You're the only one who's ever been nice to me..."
She petted Kyuubee...
The door banged open. "Get away from it!"
In the doorway stood a girl in an asbestos suit, wielding a commercial flamethrower, the pilot light burning bright blue and the muzzle pointed straight at the only friend Emily had ever had. Madoka ducked through the fatal funnel (the doorway) and Homura quickly took up a defensive position beside her, wielding the battle crowbar, Dark Gin-sama, wrought of cold iron and inimical to all magic.
"Don't hurt him!" The little girl grabbed up Kyuubee and backed away, holding him tightly. Now what?
Homura: "The power of the power of the power of..." Kyuubee's ears perked up.
Homura: "Kyuubee, I don't need your magic." She pointed at him. "Dark souls sleeping in the vaults of Valhalla..."
Madoka: "What are you doing!"
Kyuubee: "Yes... yes..."
A dark aura gathered around Homura's crowbar, and blue ghost lights flitted within it.
Homura: "Descend now to the realm of Malkut..."
Kyuubee: "Unleash the magical girl within you! Your soul will be mine!"
Homura: "See what he's like?"
Kyuubee: "Oops."
(*Homura is counting on the anti-magic from the crowbar to mostly cancel out her spell.)
(*Fan-fic zone)
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Madoka: "If you're from the future, why are you the same age as me?"
Homura answered gracefully, as if she had been expecting this question and rehearsing an answer in her head for some time: "The future you is older in years, but she still dates teenage girls."
Madoka: "Oh. Really?"
Homura: "Have you ever been attracted to a woman in her thirties?"
M: "No, but I always kind of assumed that I would be when I got to that age myself..."
H: "No. You never are."
They encountered Kyuubee on the sidewalk outside Madoka's house in the dark.
Kyuubee: "Drop your weapons. You are powerless."
Madoka: "I'M ROCK LEE!" She grabbed Kyuubee and started trying to break his back over her own.
The light on the neighbors' porch went on. It was Mrs. Friddle. "What are you doing to that poor cat?"
Homura: "Making a Youtube video."
Madoka: "HOMURA!" She was still pulling on Kyuubee. "It's not a cat. It's a demon from Hell. I love cats."
Mrs. Friddle: "I'm calling the police."
Madoka: "CRUNK!"
Then they were running down the street with the JSPCA firing drug darts at them, Homura blocking with a trash can lid, and Madoka still fighting with Kyuubee.
Kyuubee: "Foolish whelp! I'll eat your eyes!"
Madoka: "Are you going to say that to your next mark?"
Kyuubee: "I mean... I'll grant your wish..."
They reached a tee in the street, with the dark waters of a river flowing in front of them.
"DAAAAAAA!" Without breaking stride, the two girls flung themselves over the bank and disappeared into the water.
Some time later, they were running down another street, now soaking wet, with Homura on her apparently waterproof cell phone and Madoka still fighting with Kyuubee.
Homura: "5th and Greenwood... that's right up ahead." They heard the familiar roar of Tomoe Mami's Lamborghini. She was coming down the one-way street at a brisk pace, with the light night-time traffic driving into peoples' yards to get out of her way.
With a burst of strength, Madoka pulled Kyuubee loose, and hurled him into the middle of the street. Mami floored the gas and plowed into QB like a sandstorm hitting a nudist convention. Unfortunately, he got stuck around the axle and they could hear him flapping into the distance.
Madoka: "That do it?"
Homura looked... "Crud. Let's circle around and try another attack."
Several nights later...
Emily sat on the floor of her room with her Pocket Monster. "You're the only one who's ever been nice to me..."
She petted Kyuubee...
The door banged open. "Get away from it!"
In the doorway stood a girl in an asbestos suit, wielding a commercial flamethrower, the pilot light burning bright blue and the muzzle pointed straight at the only friend Emily had ever had. Madoka ducked through the fatal funnel (the doorway) and Homura quickly took up a defensive position beside her, wielding the battle crowbar, Dark Gin-sama, wrought of cold iron and inimical to all magic.
"Don't hurt him!" The little girl grabbed up Kyuubee and backed away, holding him tightly. Now what?
Homura: "The power of the power of the power of..." Kyuubee's ears perked up.
Homura: "Kyuubee, I don't need your magic." She pointed at him. "Dark souls sleeping in the vaults of Valhalla..."
Madoka: "What are you doing!"
Kyuubee: "Yes... yes..."
A dark aura gathered around Homura's crowbar, and blue ghost lights flitted within it.
Homura: "Descend now to the realm of Malkut..."
Kyuubee: "Unleash the magical girl within you! Your soul will be mine!"
Homura: "See what he's like?"
Kyuubee: "Oops."
(*Homura is counting on the anti-magic from the crowbar to mostly cancel out her spell.)
(*Fan-fic zone)
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