Akihiro209 commented at 2011-08-09 22:01:56 » #841338

Trying to silence that cough? Use Dick-Masks! Guaranteed to quiet down your cough with a dick down your throat. (Warning: Mask may spontaneously ejaculate. We're not responsible for that, you are.)

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Anonymous commented at 2011-08-10 04:03:58 » #841736

Biting off the dick is not recommended.
We are not replacing dicks lost in that matter.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-10-01 01:31:28 » #890543

also acts as an emergency beef stick. For those times when you are too lazy to go look for lunch.

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Anonymous commented at 2012-01-18 04:06:17 » #980064

Silly people, she's obviously eating a candy bar.

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