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jedi1357 commented at 2011-12-03 15:17:17 » #941996
Hey, do you wanna feel so magical? Try Touhouthirst. Magical drinks for people who need GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF MAGIC. With all new flavors like Shockroom. Mushroom energy, it’s like adding mushrooms to an electrical storm. Sound the alarm, you’re gonna be UNCOMFORTABLY SPARKED.
What’s that? You want blueberry? Well how about Mukyuberry? Made with sun flairs, REAL SUN FLAIRS. Danmaku (AAAHHHHHH!). You’ll be good at it. It’s a magical drink for Chen. CHENERGY! These aren’t your dad’s puns, these are magical puns. MASTERPUNS!
Magic, energy, magic, energy, electroda-ze, turboda-ze, powerda-ze, more da-ze than YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR! You’ll be so fast, Sanae will be like, “Sloooooowwww dooowwwwnn.” And you’ll be like, “Fuck you!” and smack her in the face with your DA-ZE BROOM.
You’ll have so much magic, MAGIC (AAAHHHH!) just flying all the time. Magic running, magic lifting, magic sweeping, magic dating, magic eating, magic laughing, magic spawning tails. You’ll have so many tails. 900 TAILS!.
Give Shockroom to your cats and they’ll be good at flying! Make your cats fly abnormally fast. They’ll fly as fast as TENGU! People will watch them flying and think they’re TENGU! They’ll race as fast as TENGU, in a race with actual TENGU, and it’ll be a tie, and they’ll get deported back to Gensokyo!
Hey, go with the sure thing. Don’t gamble on your magic (SNAKE EYES!). Try Touhouthirst, the magic drink that will make you (AAAHHH!) magic (AAAHHH!).
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Hey, do you wanna feel so magical? Try Touhouthirst. Magical drinks for people who need GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF MAGIC. With all new flavors like Shockroom. Mushroom energy, it’s like adding mushrooms to an electrical storm. Sound the alarm, you’re gonna be UNCOMFORTABLY SPARKED.
What’s that? You want blueberry? Well how about Mukyuberry? Made with sun flairs, REAL SUN FLAIRS. Danmaku (AAAHHHHHH!). You’ll be good at it. It’s a magical drink for Chen. CHENERGY! These aren’t your dad’s puns, these are magical puns. MASTERPUNS!
Magic, energy, magic, energy, electroda-ze, turboda-ze, powerda-ze, more da-ze than YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR! You’ll be so fast, Sanae will be like, “Sloooooowwww dooowwwwnn.” And you’ll be like, “Fuck you!” and smack her in the face with your DA-ZE BROOM.
You’ll have so much magic, MAGIC (AAAHHHH!) just flying all the time. Magic running, magic lifting, magic sweeping, magic dating, magic eating, magic laughing, magic spawning tails. You’ll have so many tails. 900 TAILS!.
Give Shockroom to your cats and they’ll be good at flying! Make your cats fly abnormally fast. They’ll fly as fast as TENGU! People will watch them flying and think they’re TENGU! They’ll race as fast as TENGU, in a race with actual TENGU, and it’ll be a tie, and they’ll get deported back to Gensokyo!
Hey, go with the sure thing. Don’t gamble on your magic (SNAKE EYES!). Try Touhouthirst, the magic drink that will make you (AAAHHH!) magic (AAAHHH!).
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