Anonymous commented at 2012-05-05 14:47:49 » #1064262

So, Peach, now that Bowser's dead (for the moment, most likely), what do you plan to do with your life? You've been following the exact same routine ever since you were a baby. Bowser kidnaps you, Mario kicks his ass and rescues you, rinse and repeat. What do you plan to do with this newfound freedom from frequent kidnappings?

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Anonymous commented at 2012-05-15 05:01:54 » #1070565

Well im gonna wait for mario to FINALLY get here, then im gonna tie him to bowser's bed and then take kami koopa' XXL strap on and fuck mario in the ass till he admits he's MY bitch now. *winks seductively at the camera and giggles*

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Anonymous commented at 2012-05-17 18:12:30 » #1072467

"I'm going to Disney Land!"

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Anonymous commented at 2012-06-10 08:14:13 » #1089427

This is a sad day for Mushroom kingdom. The monarchy won, and the newfound socialist republic has been slain. The leader of the rebellion, perhaps not the wisest but the fairest towards his allies. But his love for the monarch princess Peach lot his comrade's revolution on a halt, for which each time he kidnapped her, her henchman Mario came to bring back true tyrant to her regime.

Long Live Bowser and the Turtle Revolution!

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Anonymous commented at 2012-09-26 02:20:16 » #1168770

um bowser is the koopa king...

they're both monarchies

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Anonymous commented at 2013-01-06 08:04:16 » #1239978

Maybe now Peach can actually rule as the head of the Mushroom Kingdom instead of constantly being kidnapped.

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nivrac commented at 2014-03-04 07:07:36 » #1497677

This is what happens when feminist theory tackles video games.

This is why I'm pleased to be a feminist. It's hot. Wait..

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Anonymous commented at 2014-08-15 14:38:35 » #1586679

She is battered and bloody, but she finally settled her own score with Bowser. Now she no longer needs Mario or Luigi to save her ass. And if she wants to smoke then that is her choice. My only concession to this is to ask her to switch from cigarettes to small cigars. That way she'll look cooler as well as being a badass bitch!

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Anonymous commented at 2015-11-28 07:41:29 » #1856268

You might have slain our new High King of Skyrim but you will never defeat the Stormcloaks

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Anonymous commented at 2016-11-29 12:12:27 » #2056305

She has every right to wear her scars proudly. I can see Her Highness in a revealing gown to show those scars as she stands there and draws on her smoke through a long holder.

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