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maniacal_tentacle_monster commented at 2009-10-21 20:29:33 » #135272
her box is getting wet. I'd be a nice guy and buy her some tin foil to make a roof. That's just sad. poor thing.
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her box is getting wet. I'd be a nice guy and buy her some tin foil to make a roof. That's just sad. poor thing.
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loliking commented at 2013-07-07 16:28:17 » #1355395
An adorable naked loli has been found at your doorstep. She says she was abandoned. Would you
A) Adopt her
B) Send her to foster care
C) Adopt her and fuck her lights out
D) Fuck her lights out and then send her to foster care
E) Get critically injured after being fooled and letting her enter your home due to her trying to kill you to complete her assassin apprenticeship. After you recover you win her heart over time and you two plot to take down her master and rule the assassin organization. You both succeed, you also become a deadly assassin, and the two of you become a badass teen or adult-loli duo.....and then you fuck her lights out.
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An adorable naked loli has been found at your doorstep. She says she was abandoned. Would you
A) Adopt her
B) Send her to foster care
C) Adopt her and fuck her lights out
D) Fuck her lights out and then send her to foster care
E) Get critically injured after being fooled and letting her enter your home due to her trying to kill you to complete her assassin apprenticeship. After you recover you win her heart over time and you two plot to take down her master and rule the assassin organization. You both succeed, you also become a deadly assassin, and the two of you become a badass teen or adult-loli duo.....and then you fuck her lights out.
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Anonymous commented at 2016-07-10 18:01:59 » #1984157
I think I'd go for B. I generally prefer blonde catgirls with blue eyes anyway. If that IS the case, I'd pick E, but replace the assassin bit with me teaching her badass fighting moves that would make Duke Nukem proud. Also, I'd skip the very last bit, or at least keep it casual. Wouldn't want to waste a perfectly good baddie-killing catgirl, now would we?
On that note, I recommend an additional option:
F) Adopt her. Fight off pedophilic nutcases who want to fuck her lights out. Have casual sex with her until she gets over the PTSD resulting from having her lights fucked out by pedophilic nutcases. Teach her badass fighting moves that would make Duke Nukem, Bruce Lee, and/or Chuck Norris (the kings of badassery) proud. Then several years later, give her your lucky/favorite weapon and send her out into the world to fight all manner of evil while you die happy knowing that you helped a scared little girl become a competent fighter.
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I think I'd go for B. I generally prefer blonde catgirls with blue eyes anyway. If that IS the case, I'd pick E, but replace the assassin bit with me teaching her badass fighting moves that would make Duke Nukem proud. Also, I'd skip the very last bit, or at least keep it casual. Wouldn't want to waste a perfectly good baddie-killing catgirl, now would we?
On that note, I recommend an additional option:
F) Adopt her. Fight off pedophilic nutcases who want to fuck her lights out. Have casual sex with her until she gets over the PTSD resulting from having her lights fucked out by pedophilic nutcases. Teach her badass fighting moves that would make Duke Nukem, Bruce Lee, and/or Chuck Norris (the kings of badassery) proud. Then several years later, give her your lucky/favorite weapon and send her out into the world to fight all manner of evil while you die happy knowing that you helped a scared little girl become a competent fighter.
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