Anonymous commented at 2013-06-17 10:21:49 » #1342645

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Anonymous commented at 2015-07-22 23:34:38 » #1781604

*Strokes Beard*

I'll buy that for a dollar! *Hands over 1 (20 carat Diamond plated + 24k gold encrusted+ genuine silver foiled) shining dollar note to the payment personel*

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