Ruruberu commented at 2013-08-30 22:18:54 » #1389731

Zelda, your pacific method to restore peace to Hyrule is at an end, and you can't always depend on Link to vanquish Ganon/Ganondorf over and over again; the time has come for you to be a heroine and become into FEMALE TITAN and crush Ganon/Ganondorf's existence ONCE AND FOR ALL!

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Anonymous commented at 2013-08-31 02:42:33 » #1389902

Combine Zelda's Sheika training with 3D maneuver gear and the training to use it and Ganon may as well just call it quits, it's over, done. Link, sit back smoke a fatty 'cause their aint shit to do.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-08-31 18:45:56 » #1390381

Zelda is too weak and feminine to be a heroine (even her alter ego, Sheik—though portrayed as a male—is quite feminine as well). If the Zelda video game series were to follow a darker, more mature theme (like the manga serving as a prequel to Skyward Sword), then Zelda's frail, petite body wouldn't stand a chance against Ganondorf/Ganon (or Demise)—and neither would her magical prowess (as proven in the Twilight Princess when she was possessed by Ganondorf); the latter will eventually (and effortlessly) subdue her in brutal fashion, thus leading to Zelda's [insert horrifying/shocking/obscene/lascivious/vile/etc. aftermath(s) here]. But, of course, that's all just ranting and idealism; the closest The Legend of Zelda series HAS and, perhaps, WILL ever come to being "mature" is the Majora's Mask and Twilight Princess.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-09-01 03:23:01 » #1390646

^ lol reported. someone got butthurt over anon2's post XD

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Anonymous commented at 2013-09-02 18:40:22 » #1391706

Anon, your argument went out the fucking window when you mentioned Sheik, and that she was also feminine. Yet, Sheik DOES fight, so suck a dick yo

also smash bros

Good pic, though.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-09-02 18:58:46 » #1391717

Zelda IS too feminine. U mad bros?

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Anonymous commented at 2013-09-03 06:20:51 » #1392093

Zelda? A heroine? Versus Ganondorf!? LOL, that's adorable. Dorf would not only beat her ass, but she'd end up as a cute, broken-rape victim.

And Anon4, Sheik in the Smash Bros. is irrelevant to Anon2's rant and the OoT storyline; if Sheik/Zelda REALLY could fight, she would've faced Ganondorf on her own, don't you think? (THEN, she would've been a heroine.) But, nope... Link, THE MAN, did (as always). Clearly you've been sucking too much dick to take notice, but Sheik DOES have that feminine touch--note her eyes and her slender but shapely ass and legs.

And yeah, Zelda's too feminine (but that's a good thing).

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Daijin commented at 2013-09-03 06:48:51 » #1392103

What makes a person a hero or heroine isn't always how well they can fight. That's a very narrow criteria to have.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-09-03 07:30:01 » #1392117

^ True; however, the interesting dialogue here is in context/correlation to what Ruruberu has stated.

Anyway, wanna see some erotic Zelda pics done by sorube!

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Anonymous commented at 2013-09-03 10:59:18 » #1392198

I agree with Daijin, that's a really narrow criteria to have.

Also, consider for a moment that Zelda is usually associated with wisdom. Wouldn't that make her suited for a role as a tactician? She also seems to be someone trusted and loved, that sort of a person could help raise morale.

Is she suited for a highly physical role where she'd be running up into enemy faces head-on? No. Is she suited for a less brutish role, where she'd be more able to hide, wait, and strike when she has the tactical advantage? Sure.

Remember, it takes all kinds to win a fight. Sometimes you need brute strength and the ability to absorb damage, sometimes you need tactics and patience.

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