Anonymous commented at 2013-10-09 22:51:19 » #1413791

Why yes I would like to order to slightly older women, could I get a nurse with an eyepatch and a military princess red head? With huge knockers and bubble butt? Extra? Sure, that sounds reasonable.

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Anon_Perv commented at 2013-10-09 22:54:07 » #1413794

Who first? Valentine or parasoul. Black or pink panties. Forget it. I'll do both.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-10-11 05:54:11 » #1414532

If you could not catch my SARCASM (first comment), please kindly leave the internet for LIFE. And please don't give some bullshit bravado of an explanation.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-10-13 13:51:07 » #1415846

Not last night, but night before, I stumbled into a drunken whore.
She said her name was Valentine, and she had been nursing some cheap wine.
Smelling of sweat and rank perfume, she mortuary dropped me into her room.
She forced my penis into her snatch. How many VD's did I catch?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5....

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Anonymous commented at 2013-10-22 18:53:19 » #1421550

What's with that line on Valentine's mask? She got a huge gorilla-mouth under there or what?

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Anonymous commented at 2013-10-27 20:36:00 » #1424818

Jam-Orbital does stuffed gags almost exclusively. It's supposed to represent the big fucking sock/wad of fabric/whatever that the mask is keeping in place.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-12-10 13:53:56 » #1451089

Her gag is stuffed!

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Anonymous commented at 2014-02-20 10:03:36 » #1491122

...I'm not sure whether the heart represents that they like it, or what they want to do with me...

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Anonymous commented at 2014-11-23 13:22:49 » #1640256

Lol, Anon1 aka 3.

If you can't do sarcasm correctly, maybe you should leave the internet.
Since your ego is so fragile and you seem to just be begging for attention, I suggest you contact your travel agent about booking a one-way flight to GoFuckYouselfVille, via Crash-And-Burn Airways.
Have a nice flight.

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