twilight_jester commented at 2014-01-08 02:28:50 » #1467335

wait, does that chainsaw have toothpaste on it?. ?w?

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Anonymous commented at 2014-01-08 19:06:04 » #1467695

Of course! How else do you get beautiful teeth like that without using a chainsaw?

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Byaku_Yakumo commented at 2014-01-10 00:09:46 » #1468422

how samson brushes his teeth

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Anonymous commented at 2014-01-19 21:20:51 » #1473528

What does he use for floss...barbed wire?

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Anonymous commented at 2014-02-11 07:59:47 » #1485956

gotta keep your brain sharp you know?

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Anonymous commented at 2016-09-18 15:42:09 » #2021618

well...uhhh a shiny tooth is a happy tooth...?

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Anonymous commented at 2018-02-07 20:18:57 » #2209873

"Samson, must you use the chainsaw this morning?"
"Of course kid! I haven't given my teeth the works in weeks!"
"Fine. But only one application of toothpaste, I'm not wasting a whole tube on that."

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